Tagged: Shallow Hal.
October 13th, 2010
Look, I know what I am and I know what I’m not. I’m the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who’s not afraid to be funny. And I’m the girl who has a lot of friends are boys and no boyfriends. I’m not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I’m fine with that. But when you go around saying I’m something that I’m not, it’s just, it’s just not nice.
Shallow Hal

∞08:22 am, by lostinthesounds
[Shallow Hal] [Story of my life]
March 15th, 2010
You got a pattern of judging women by their exterior. We can’t talk about it, we need to break it. I want you to ask yourself, has there ever been a time where you have been increasingly shallow? You just looked at a woman and thought you were better than she was?
Shallow Hal

∞09:56 am, by lostinthesounds ∩197
[Shallow Hal]
February 26th, 2010
You know, there’s a few times in a guy’s life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he’s gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he’s been doing and be with any woman who’ll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he’s missing out on a lot, but the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy.
Shallow Hal

∞06:54 pm, by lostinthesounds ∩8
[Shallow Hal]
February 12th, 2010
You can’t come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You get three seconds. Five, tops. It’s called a quip, not a slooowwwp.
Shallow Hal

∞06:44 pm, by lostinthesounds
[Shallow Hal]
January 27th, 2010
Look, I knwo what I am and I know what I’m not. I’m the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who’s not afraid to be funny. And I’m the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I’m not beautiful, okay? And I never will be. And I’m fine with that. But when you go around saying I’m something that I’m not, it’s just… it’s just not nice.

Shallow Hal

(Perfect description of my life)


∞10:00 pm, by lostinthesounds
[Shallow Hal]
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